So, today in art....Me:  If you could make a restaurant what would you name it and what would you sale?   Student:  Fart Tarts!  I would have a bunch of toasters and when your pop tart was done instead of a buzzing sound it would be a farting sound.  Me:  That idea stinks...literally.  Student:  It would not stink...it would just be the sounds, not the smells.

So, today in art....Student:  Mr. Smith? I got some balls in my pocket. Would you like to see them?  Me:  No!

So, today in art...The students are studying the history and traditions of Hanukkuh.
The 2nd graders used symmetry to create menorahs.

The Kindergartners learned and created a dreidel.

So, today in art…Student:  My mom will not let me use scissors at home.  Me:  Why?  Student:  Cause the last time I got mad at my shirting I cut hole in her shirt,  when I got mad at my mom I cut holes in her mattress, and when I got mad at my dad I cut a piece of my hair off, gave it to my him, and told him “See what you made me do?”   Me:  Bhahahhahahahahahahaahah…..heheheheheheheheh….ehehhheheheh.   he…he…he…haahhahahahahah…he..he..heeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

So, today in art…Student:  Mr. Smith?  My aunt calls me junk in the trunk and so I called her baldy….cause she worries so much she is going bald.   Me:  What?!?!?!!?  That’s mean…funny, but mean.

So, today in art…Me:  How did you get glitter all over yourself, but have not made it to the glitter table yet?  (And yes, I have a glitter table.)

So, today in art…Me:  Get our hands out of the paint.  You guys act as if you have never seen paint before yah hillbillies.

So, today in art…Student 1:  Mr. Smith….you’re an artist.  Student 2: Duh!!!!  Students 3-24:  Yeah Duhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys. Check out my student's art work on display at ChopStixx. And thank you to the management that let me display their artwork. When you go by tell them you love the work and can not wait to see more.

That's right!!!  I am the best are teacher!!!