So, today in art...Student 1:  Mr. Smith...I need to go to the bathroom. Me:  Go. Student 2:  Mr. Smith I need to go home.  Me:  Why?  Student 2:  To feed my dog.  Me:  I thought you told me your dog died.  Student 2:  That does not mean he does not eat.  Me:  Ummmm....that is exactly what that means.

So, today in art....Student:  Why did he get to move?  Me: Cause I told him he could.  Student:  Then why can't I.   Me:  Cause I told you no.

So, today in art....Me:  Why are you yelling?  Student 1:  I AM NOT YELLING, I JUST TALK LOUD!  Me:  OMG!!  If you were one of the X-Men you would be the Banshee, the guy whose mutant power is to yell all the time.  Student 2:  Who would I be Mr. Smith?  Me:  You would be Gravity, cause you are always falling down, proving the theory of gravity is true.

So, today in art...Student:  Mr. Smith, I feel like I am about to throw up.  Me:  Then back up!!!

So, today in art:  Written on a student's paper "God is good, no mader what!

So, today in art....Student:  Look at my picture.  Santa is to fat to open the door.  He has to use his belly...Bhahahahahahha.

So, today in art...Student:  Your work is ugly.  I am not being mean, I being honest.

So, today in art....Me:  Boys and girls stop licking my tables!!!!

So, today in art....Me:  I know they did not have cars at the first Thanksgiving!  You know what?  Never mind...your right.  That is a fact.  My bad.

So, today in art....Student:  so what you’re telling me is the Indians are real?