So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith, can you sing for me? Me: If you color I will sing. Student: I said sing! Me: I said color. Student: Only if you sing. Me: Only if you color.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith...I am going to jail. Me: Why? Student: Cause I been bad.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith...he blew his stinky breathe in my face!!

So, today in art...Me: Why did you draw stick people? Student: I like skinny people. But don't worry. I still like you. Me: Thanks?

So, today in art...Me: You must draw at least 3 people in your picture. One of them must be you. You must pick a location or setting. I am gonna put my friends Tanya and John in my picture. Student: I know Tanya. Me: No you don't. Student: Yes I do. She has long hair some days, short hair some days, curly some days, and straight some days. Me: Yes...that's Tanya. Student: And your other friend has a big head. Me: I see you know John too.

So, today in art (April Fool's edition)...Student: Knock, knock. Me: No. Student: Come on Mr. Smith. Me: OK...ok. Who's there. Student: Leave me alone. Me: Ugghhh!

So, today in art (April Fool's edition)...Student: Knock, knock. Me: No. Student: Come on Mr. Smith. Me: OK...ok. Who's there. Student: Leave me alone. Me: Ugghhh!

So, today in art (April Fool's edition)...Student: Knock, knock. Me: That's not even an April Fool's Day joke.

So, today in art (April Fool's edition)...Student: Your shoes are untied. Me: Come on guys. Let's be original. This is the 8th person to try to get me with the "your shoes are not tied" trick.

So, today in art (April Fool's edition)...Student: Mr. Smith your shoes are untied. Me: They are velcro. Student: Awww man. Me: But what's that on your shirt? Student: What? Where? Me: April Fool's!!!