Tuesday, April 22, 2014

So, today in art (Earth Day edition)...Kindergarten, 1st grade and I decorated the earth.







So, today in art (Earth Day edition)...Student:  Mr. Smith you are the best teacher ever.  You always come up with the best ideas.  Me:  You will have to thank Tedi McManus for this.  She came up with all of the Earth Day activities.  I am just the help.
So, today in art (Earth Day edition)...Student: Why do you have on that hat, shades shorts and flip flops? Me: Its Earth Day and I have been outside all day. Student: You look like a gangsta lifeguard.
So, today in art...Happy Earth Day!!!

Monday, April 14, 2014

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

So, today in art...Me: Can you pick that up for me? Student 1: Yes. Me: Gracias! Student 1: Nevada. Student 2: De nada. Student 1: Whatever.

Monday, April 7, 2014

So, today in art...Student: After I am done coloring I go pick up my daughter. Me: You have a daughter. Student: Yes. Me: What's her name? Student: Cinderella. Me: Ok. Student: I have to pick her up from daycare. Me: Is she a good daughter? Student: Who Cynthia? She is ok. She cries a lot. Me: I thought her name was Cinderella? Student: It is. Me: But you just said Cynthia. Student: No I didn't. Me: Yes you did. Student: No I didn't. Me: I am done with the conversation.
So, today in art...Student: I want to go to your house. Me: And do what? Student: Play outside. Me: And? Student: Then my mommy will come pick me up and take me to work. Me: You have a job? Student: Yes. Me: Where? Student: Here. See, I am working right know coloring. Me: Oh. How is the pay? Student: Its good.
So, today in art...Student: I fell this weekend and broke my leg. Me: But you walk into class just fine. Student: No I didn't. I came in in a wheel chair. ME: No you didn't. Student: How do you know? Me: Cause I met you at the door, walked you to your seat and I have been sitting next to you the whole time. Student: Oh...well, I did fall.
So, today in art...Student: Why did you stop singing? Me: Because you stopped coloring.