So, today in art...Me: ...and we will use them to make a rocket.  Students:  Yeah!!!!!  Student 1:  She said we were gonna make a tree.  Student 2:  It kind of looks like a tree.  Student 1:  Uhhhh...yeah a tree and a rocket look just alike.  Me:  Be nice.  Student 1:  Good guess though.  

So, today in art...CD player broke. The kids and I are listening to my phone.

So, today in art...Student 1: Do like like that song? Student 2: Duh!!! He is playing it.

So, today in art (while making cylinders with 1st grade)...Student 1: It looks like a taco. Student 2: No...a hot dog. Student 1: No, its a taco with broccoli coming out the ends. Student 2: That does not make sense. Student 3: It looks like a burrito. Student 1: Yeah. I see that.

So, today in art...Me: Boys and girls...when I ask a yes or no question then all I need is a yes or a no. Not a maybe, not "I don't know", not "I'm not sure", not "she did it first", and not "they were all doing it." All I need is a yes or a no.

So, today in art...Student: I threw up in the bathroom. Me: Did you wash your hands. Go wash your hands. Student: Mr. Smith...she said I was faking. Me: Did you wash your hands? Student: No. Me: Then stop touching me and go wash your hands.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith, you should dress like you did yesterday everyday. I like you in shorts. Me: Thanks...but I don't think your principal feels that same way.

So, today in art (Earth Day edition)...Principal: Mr. Smith I am sorry that I was looking at you this morning like you were crazy. I saw you in those shorts and did not know what to say. I forgot today was earth day and that you would outside all day. I am so use to seeing you dressed up. I still love you. Me: I was wondering why you were staring at me like that.

So, today in art (Earth Day Edition)...Student: Look funny in shorts Mr. Smith.

So, today in art (Earth Day edition)...Kindergarten, 1st grade and I decorated the earth.