Sorry, it has been a while.  Been super busy trying to get everything done before the end of the school year.  But I'm back.  I hope you enjoy.

So, today in art...Student:  Mr. Smith.  Guess who the best art teacher in the world is?  Me:  Who?  Student:  Silly...its you!!!  Me:  Oh yeah.  I knew that.

So, today in art...Me:  What's wrong with your sister?  Student:  I think she is drunk.  Me:  You'll were drinking on the way to school this morning?

So, today in art (well, car duty)...Me:  Ummmm.  Handcuffs?   Parent:  You just never know.

So, today in art...Me: Can you believe he tired to talk to me like that?!?!? I may need to talk to his mother. Student: Don't bother Mr. Smith. She is not going to do anything about it. His mother is the same way.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith...do you watch CSI Miami? Me: Sometimes. Why? Student: When you put your shades on you reminded me of that guy who always has those crazy lines and then puts on his shades. Could you say something crazy and then put your shades on to see if it works? Me: Sure. That's the way the cookie crumbles (put on shades). Student: Yeah!!!!! Me: So it is true. (put on shades) Red and yellow make orange. Student: Yeah!!!!! Me: I guess the honeymoon is over (put on shades). Student Yeah!!!!  This went on for about 10 minutes.

So, today in art...Student: You're not suppose to run in the hall. Me: Neither are you. Student: But I am a kid. Me: I am too. Student: No your'e not. Me: Yes I am! Student: No your'e not. Me: Your'e just mad I won.

So, today in art...  Me:  Why can I not find my box of paper airplanes?

So, today in art...Student:  I got you a buffalo.  Me:  From where?  Student:  Buffalo Wild Wings.  Me:  Well, where is it?  Student:  I don't know.  You will have to look for it.

So, today in art...Me: ...and we will use them to make a rocket.  Students:  Yeah!!!!!  Student 1:  She said we were gonna make a tree.  Student 2:  It kind of looks like a tree.  Student 1:  Uhhhh...yeah a tree and a rocket look just alike.  Me:  Be nice.  Student 1:  Good guess though.