So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so dumb that when they had your family reunion she wanted to go to a Chinese Buffet instead of a lovely trip to the mountains .Me: Yo mama is so stupid that when she was planning her family reunion she asked me about having it on the sun. I told her it was to hot. She said they could go at night. Bhahahahahaha!!!! I will I stop winning?!?!?!?

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that she tried to wear the Green Lantern's ring but it kept coming off because she was to fat. Me: What?!?!? Anyway...yo mama is so short she can sit on the curb and swing her feet.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that when she walks are booty goes up and down. Me: Yo mama got one leg longer than the other and they call her Ilean.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: I got a new yo mama joke. Me: Tell me already!!! Student: No. Not in front of Mrs. Orso. Me: Why? Student: Cause she is an adult. Me: Hey!!!! I'm an adult!!! Student: You know what I mean. Me: Touche. Student: What?!?!? Me: Just tell me the joke.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama got a big head.  Me:  Yo mama has a wig with a chin strap.  Bhahahahhaha...I am killing you guys.  You should give up.  Student:  I will get you tomorrow Mr. Smith.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that she went to the White House and she got tired. Me: Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked her if she lost one she said "No, I found one."

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to McDonald's to put the shake on it. Me: That does not even make sense. How about yo mama's car is so old that it has the holes in the floor where the Flintstone's use to stick their feet.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that when she went to Sea World the other animals called her the Alpha because she was the biggest animal there. And the toughest. Me: I have to give you credit for using Alpha in your joke but not for that joke.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student: Yo mama is so fat that her foot is bigger than Big Foot's foot. Me: Yo mama is so fat she fell and broke her leg and gravy came out.

So, today in art (Yo Mama Jokes Edition)...Student 1:  He said my mama is so fat that she got in a tub with only a cup of water and it overflowed.  Me:  Well tell him his mama lips are so big she has to use a paint roller to put on lipstick.