So, today in art...Me: Here a some of my fav students supporting No Shave November or Movember...lol. Love these kids!!!! 

So, today in art...Me: Ummm sir, you may have more luck getting that shoe on if you untie it. Just saying...I mean...you have been trying for 10 minutes.

So, today in art...Student (poking me from behind):  Mr. Smith...Mr. Smith!!!!  Me:  Ummmm....don't I look busy.  Do you see me wiping this kids nose.  Student:  Yes.  Me:  Then let me finish and I will be right with you.  Blow...blow....blow....blow.  Now get some hand sanitizer.  

So, today in art...Grandma: I gave my grandson an early Christmas present. It is a Spiderman mohawk toboggan and he said he was not going to wear it. He was afraid that people will pick on him. And then we drove up and saw you. He said "Never mind." So thank you. Me: Thanks?!?!?!?

                                                   So, today in art...Student:  I can't fit in this boat.

So, today in art...Me:  Almost lost a finger.  That was close.

So, today in art...Me:  Stay in that chair and do not leave it unless I ask you too.  5 mins. later.  Me:  Just because I said not to leave the chair does not mean you take it with you were every you go.  

So, today in art...Me:  Sir?  Did you not just fall out of that chair about 5 minutes ago.  Student:  Yes.  Me:  Then please keep all of those chair legs on the floor.

So, today in art...Me:  Ummmm...sir, what happened to your Native American.  He looks like he has been through a lot.

So, today in art...Student 1:  I like white paint.  Student 2:  Me too.  It's like milk but like thicker.  Student 3:  No..its like white chocolate that we melted.  Student 2:  No...it's like marshmallows that got hot and melted.  All:  Yeah hot marshmallows!!!