So, today in art...Student:  You changed the school.  Me:  What?  Student:  You changed the school.  It's different...it's good...it's better.  You changed the school.  

So, today in art...Me: I have a dream that you stay in your seat and finish your work. Other students: Bhahahahahahaha....He told you. He got you. It's funny because its true. He really wants you to stay in your seat.

So, today in art...Student:  I have a dream that I am de Superman.

So, today in art...Student:  How do you spell trouble?  Me:  M. A. S. O. N.  Student (writing before he realizes):  Hey!!!!  That's my name.  Me:  Bhahahahahaha...I know.  And you started writing it down to. 

So, today in art...Student: You are the best teacher in the world. Me: Well, I guess that makes you the luckiest kid in the world.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith? Mr. Smith?. Me: Do you not hear Martin Luther King Jr. talking? Student: Yes. Me: Do you see him giving his famous "I have a Dream" speech. Student: Yes. Me: And you're gonna interrupt him. Student: Yes. Me: Well it must me important. What do you need? Student: Hey.

So, today in art...Student: Who is he? Me: That is Martin Luther King Jr. and he had a dream. Student: A train! Choo, choo...I think I can, I think I can. Me: No...a dream, not a train.

So, today in art...Me: Let me go. I have other classes I have to teach. Students: No!!!!! You can't go. We are gonna keep you for every and every and every and every. (Mind you I have one kid on one leg, two kids on the other leg, 3 kids hugging my waist, and a kid on each arm. Do you know how hard it is to keep my balance. I'm about to fall and crush some kids. I love my job!!!)

So, today in art...Me: Keep your hands to yourself. You know what...keep every thing to yourself. Keep your whole body to yourself.