So, today in art (well, last night at Food Lion) Young gentleman:  Are you Mr. Smith?  Me:  Yes sir I am.  Young:  You probably don't remember me, I graduated in 2008 but you were my art teacher at M.H. elementary.  Me:  Cool.  Him:  I remember we had to draw our self-portraits and I put a mustache and goatee on mine.  And you said "Do you have a goatee or a mustache....then erase that.  Both of us:  Bhahahahahha.  Him:  You were a good teacher.  Me:  From what I hear, I still am.