So, today in art...Student: You like black? Me: Why? Student: Well, every time I see you you're in black and your bike is black. Me: Little girl...I just met you today. You've only seen me in one outfit. Student: Well, its black.

So, today in art...Teacher: Mr. Smith, are you running around the neighborhood wearing a Superman costume? Me: No! Maybe! Yes. Why? Teacher: The kids told me you were running around their neighborhoods dressed like Superman. Me: Well, its just a Superman t-shirt. Teacher: No...they are saying that you are running around in full costume!!! Cape, boots, and all! Me: Bhahahahahahahhahah...wow!!!!! Another teacher: One of my kids said she saw you flying. Me: I'm weak.

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith could you play Happy? Me: Do I look like the DJ?!?!? This is not the club. This is art class...But I am thinking to myself: We are jamming in here. All we need is a strobe light and some glow sticks.

So, today in art...Dear Parents. If I teach your child and they are in grades 2nd-5th they will need an art notebook. Thanks.

So, today in art...Student: Did I see you running around the block dressed like Superman. Me: Ummm...No........maybe............yes.

So, today in art...Student: Are we gonna paint?!?!?!? Me: Dude, you can't even tie your shoes. I'm not painting with you. Student: I can tie my shoes. Me: Then why are they not tied? Student: It happened all by itself. Me: Oh. Then tie them up. Student: Ummmm....well....ummmm....hahahahahaha. Me: So yeah...we are not painting today.

So, today in art..Teacher: Have you had any visitors yet. Me: I have not seen them but I have seen evidence of them. Teacher: Lol. Me: But I'm ok. I am use to it. I was at Gardners Elementary. We had visitors all the time. Mice, small birds, lizard, peacocks, etc...

So, today in art...The AP: Mr. Smith, you are just everything!!! Everything and more.

So, today in art...Student: Do you like super heroes? Me: Yes. Do you? Student: Yes. Me: Who's your favorite? Student: Well....I like the Flash and then I like Superman and then I like Green Lantern and one time, there was this one time when my friends and me were playing super heroes and my friend and his cousin and my sister and our cousin and this other guy and his mom's friend's son were all playing super heroes. And one time we were playing Lego super heroes and I was going to be the Human Torch and I got to be the Human Torch and then I blewed them up. Blewed them right up. Me: Well...thanks for sharing.

So, today in art...Teacher: So, Mr. Smith, you rode your bike to school? Me: Yes. Teacher: In a suit? Me: Yes. Teacher: And tie? Me: Yes. Teacher: And wearing those flip flops? Me: Yes!!

So, today in art...Me: Does anyone else feel like they are at the club when making copies?

So, today in art (Open House Edition)...A little girl walked up and gave Bernie a hug.

So, today in art (Open House Edition)...Me: Bernie, I like your shirt. Bernie! Bernie?!?! Oh, so you just gonna act like you don't know nobody!! Ok...whatever!!!

So, today in art (Open House Edition)...Parent: It was nice meeting you but its time to go. My daughter keeps touching things and now she is playing with your lotion.

So, today in art (Open House Edition)...Grandma: If you have any trouble out of her just give me a call. I know she like to talk a lot and I side with the teacher.

So,today in art...Me:  I am back to school and ready to teach.  And I have a new assistant.  I call him Bernie as in Weekend at Bernie's because I pretend he is alive.

I got my word wall upl

Super Hero theme this year.

Bernie got all dressed up for Open House.