So, today in art...Teacher: Mr. Smith, are you running around the neighborhood wearing a Superman costume? Me: No! Maybe! Yes. Why? Teacher: The kids told me you were running around their neighborhoods dressed like Superman. Me: Well, its just a Superman t-shirt. Teacher: No...they are saying that you are running around in full costume!!! Cape, boots, and all! Me: Bhahahahahahahhahah...wow!!!!! Another teacher: One of my kids said she saw you flying. Me: I'm weak.