So, today in art...Me:  Where is the music teacher?  Student:  She went to go get a band.  Me:  A band?!!?  Student:  No, a can.  Me:  A can?!?!?  Student:  No a tan.  Me:  Well, she needs a tan.  Student: No.  (Student spells)  F....A.....N!!!!  Me:  Oh, a fan.