So, today in art...Student:  Mr. Smith?  Are cheetahs scared of winos?  Me:  I 'm gonna say no.  Student:  But why?  Me:  Well, what is a wino gonna do to a cheetah.  A cheetah is a big cat, fast, and has all those teeth.  A wino will not be able to run from the cheetah without falling down...I mean its a wino.  I mean what is the wino gonna do, hit the cheetah with his bottle. Bhahahahahahah.  You guys ask some of the strangest questions.  Student:  No Mr. Smith...a wino with a horn.  Me:  Oh, a rhino.  Then yes, a cheetah  maybe scared of a rhino.