So, today in art (Well, Walmart)...Me (Thinking) Is that lady following me? She looks like she is following me. Do I know her? I don't recognize her. Maybe she is not following me. I'm gonna walk over 2 more isles and see what happens. Oh...she is following me. She's speeding up. Oh...she is walking up fast. Lady: Mr. Smith? Me: Yes. Lady: Sorry I was following you but my son is going to be in your Art Club and I wanted to make sure I was getting the correct items off your list. Me: No problem.