So, today in art...(as I was running down the hall trying to make it to class on time) Me: Excuse me boys and girls. I'm trying to get to class. Student: Blahahagggahhahjjjkkeekk!!! (Just in case you're not a parent or a teacher that is the sound of projectile vomiting.) Me: Whoa!!! Bhahahahaha...lol. You almost got me! His teacher: LOL..he did almost get you. Me: Almost, but you have to be quicker than that. I'm a pro at dodging vomit. Why is it green? His teacher: I think its apple sauce. Me: Was it green? Teacher: It was blue. Me: Ewww.