So, today in art....Me: So are you going to do the run with us. Teacher: If I do there better be paramedics there. Me: I am sure there will be. Teacher: No...I mean they have to be right beside me cause I will die. Me: You will not die. Teacher: But what if I do? Me: Then the next race I do will be in your honor. Both: Bhahahahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!