So, today in art...Me: So....you can use your art to make music. Cool!!!!

So, today in art....Me:  Hold up!!!!  Let me get my phone.  Ok...go.

So, today in art...Student 1:  He is not real.  Student 2:  He is real.  Student 1:  Batman is not real.  Student 2:  Yes he is!!!!!  Student 1:  NO HE IS NOT!!!!!!  But Spiderman is.  Student 2:  Yes.  Spiderman is real.

So, today in art...Student 1:  He said that if I use the crayons out of the pink box then I'm a girl and if she uses the crayons out of the blue box then she is a boy.  Student 2:  I was just trying to warn them.  I was being helpful.  Me:  It's just a box sir.  It does not matter which one you use.  But for the rest of the class you can only use the crayons in the pink box.  Student 2:  Whaaaaattttttt?!?!?!?!?!? 

So, today in art...Me: We are celebrating our bus drivers this week. Today we gave them cards the kids made, breakfast, and orchids.

So, today in art...Me: Bus Drivers Appreciation Week. Tell your bus drivers how awesome they are and thank them for getting your children home to school to home safely everyday.

So, today in art...Student: He has his finger in his nose. Me: Get your finger out of your nose.

So, today in art...Students: We are so famous now!!!! Me: You guys already were.

So, today in art...Student:  Can I hit you in the face.  Me:  No.

So, today in art...Students:  It's so funny when the paint bottles makes those fart noises when you're putting out paint.  Hahahahahh!  Me:  That was not the paint bottles.  Students:  Ewwwwwww!