So, today in art...Me: So....you can use your art to make music. Cool!!!!

So, today in art....Me:  Hold up!!!!  Let me get my phone.  Ok...go.

So, today in art...Student 1:  He is not real.  Student 2:  He is real.  Student 1:  Batman is not real.  Student 2:  Yes he is!!!!!  Student 1:  NO HE IS NOT!!!!!!  But Spiderman is.  Student 2:  Yes.  Spiderman is real.

So, today in art...Student 1:  He said that if I use the crayons out of the pink box then I'm a girl and if she uses the crayons out of the blue box then she is a boy.  Student 2:  I was just trying to warn them.  I was being helpful.  Me:  It's just a box sir.  It does not matter which one you use.  But for the rest of the class you can only use the crayons in the pink box.  Student 2:  Whaaaaattttttt?!?!?!?!?!? 

So, today in art...Me: We are celebrating our bus drivers this week. Today we gave them cards the kids made, breakfast, and orchids.

So, today in art...Me: Bus Drivers Appreciation Week. Tell your bus drivers how awesome they are and thank them for getting your children home to school to home safely everyday.

So, today in art...Student: He has his finger in his nose. Me: Get your finger out of your nose.

So, today in art...Students: We are so famous now!!!! Me: You guys already were.

So, today in art...Student:  Can I hit you in the face.  Me:  No.

So, today in art...Students:  It's so funny when the paint bottles makes those fart noises when you're putting out paint.  Hahahahahh!  Me:  That was not the paint bottles.  Students:  Ewwwwwww!

So, today in art...Me:  That is not how we use pencils!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

So, today in art...Student:  You're Mr. Smith Luckyhead.

So, today in art...Student: So I put the trash right here? Me: Ummmm...for real?!?!?!?

So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith? Where is the colored construction paper you told us to get? Me: Ummm...for real?!?!?!?

So, today in art...Me: Hey! This is not a dance party. Do we dance during class boys and girls?!?!? Students: Yes!!! Me: Oh. I forgot. Continue.

So, today in art...Me: Make sure you check out Vinson-Bynum's Satellite Art Museum at Wilmed, featuring the 5th grade's Pointillism project.

So, today in art...Me: Can't take all the credit for this one. Just helping our P.E. student teacher from Barton create his first board at our school.

So, today in art...Me: B's and G's...why do you always ask me where to put your trash when I have 5 trash cans around the room?!?!?

So, today in art...Me: So, this what we do when we finish our work early.

So, today in art...Me: Kindergarten created butterflies using hearts they created using symmetry.

So, today in art....Student: He keeps throwing dirt in my mouth. Me: Then stop talking to him.

So, today in art...Me:  One of my favorite little artist.

So, today in art...Me:  1st grade self-portraits.

So, today in art...Me: Bhahahahahahaaaa!!!!! This picture is hilarious!!!!!

So, today in art...Me: 3rd graders are studying our solar system. They to research a planet they would like to visit and create rocket ships to get them there.