Friday, June 20, 2014

So, today in art...All moved in to my new room. Cleaned up, threw a lot of stuff away and unpacked. Now...Summer Vacation!!!! Stayed tuned for new stories and new art work in the Fall.
So, today in art...Teacher: This is your new art teacher and this is his room. Student: Wow!

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

So, today in art...Today is the last day of school.  We say goodbye to a little ones.  We will miss you!

So, today in art...Student: I checked your lunch bag and there is no rabbit like you said. Me: He has a part-time job. When he is not protecting my lunch he is at his other job. Student: What kind of job. Me: He jumps out of hats. He gets like $20 a hat.

Monday, June 9, 2014

So, today in art....Student:  You're going down Mr. Smith!  Me:  No.  You are!  Student:  NO!!!  You are!!!  Me:  Lets do this then!!  Student:  Ok!!

Saturday, June 7, 2014

So, today in art...Students: I hope you remember us. Me: Forever and ever!




So, today in art...Student: Mr. Smith, I drew your picture? Me: OMG!!!! That looks just me. You're awesome.
So, today in art...The 4th grade studied Greek Mythology for their last project of the year.  I gave them that had to pick a Greek god/goddess and write a research paper.  I gave them them a picture that the had to color, cut out, glue to a piece of drawing paper and create a setting for their subject matter.


So, today in art...Students:  Can we get a big piece of paper and splash paint on it?  Me:  I don't see why the Jackson Pollock not!!!





Thursday, June 5, 2014

So, today in art...Me: Boys and girls it has been a great year, you guys have done some wonderful work and I wish I could continue to work with you but sadly I have been moved to another school. You will have a new art teacher next year but I am sure she will love you as much as I do because you are so awesome, talented, and wonderful little people. Students: Nooooooo! You can't leave. I don't want you to go. Me: And I don't want to go but we are all going to be great. I want you to be good, listen to your teachers, and continue being awesome!!! Students: Yes sir. We will.

Monday, June 2, 2014

So, today in art....Student: Look, I have a unibrow. Me: Yes...Yes you do.
So, today in art...Student: My little brothers name is fat fat...........because he is so fat.
So, today in art...Student: I have poison ivy and my mom covered me with this white stuff. I feel bad. Me: Air hug? Student: AIR HUGS!!!!

PSA....Air hugs are also good for wring worm, lice, colds, sunburns, mumps, measles, etc...
So, today in art...Me: Ummmmmm! A Hooters shirt? For real dude? Student: Its what makes you happy.

PSA: Parents monitor what your children wear.