So, today in art (Field Day edition)...Student: Mr. Smith. Are you gonna come with me to feed the cows. Me: What? When? Student: Now. I have this bucket and I am gonna take it to feed the cows. Me: The cows will not like that. It's water and glue solution we use to paper mache. Student: No its not. Its milk. Me: Why would you feed a cow milk. Student: I am not feeding the cows. I am feeding my baby pigs. The cows always bite me. Me: I am sorry. I have morning duty, I have to get ready for field day, so... I do not have time to feed the cows or pigs. Student: Fine...I will do it my self. Get the door for me.