So, today in art...Student: Are we gonna paint?!?!?!? Me: Dude, you can't even tie your shoes. I'm not painting with you. Student: I can tie my shoes. Me: Then why are they not tied? Student: It happened all by itself. Me: Oh. Then tie them up. Student: Ummmm....well....ummmm....hahahahahaha. Me: So yeah...we are not painting today.