So, today in art...Student 1:  Mr. Smith...I need to go to the bathroom. Me:  Go. Student 2:  Mr. Smith I need to go home.  Me:  Why?  Student 2:  To feed my dog.  Me:  I thought you told me your dog died.  Student 2:  That does not mean he does not eat.  Me:  Ummmm....that is exactly what that means.