So, today in art (well, lunch duty)...Student 1: He's my best friend. Student 2: No, he is mine. Student 1: No, he's mine. Student 2: No, he is mine. Student 1: Mr. Smith. Can I carry your water bottle? Me: Sure. Student 1: See. I am his best friend. He only lets his best friend carry his water bottle. Student 2: Well, I am his secretary. Student 1: I don't care if your secretary of state...I'm still his best friend.