So, today in art....Me:  If you could make a restaurant what would you name it and what would you sale?   Student:  Fart Tarts!  I would have a bunch of toasters and when your pop tart was done instead of a buzzing sound it would be a farting sound.  Me:  That idea stinks...literally.  Student:  It would not stink...it would just be the sounds, not the smells.