So, today in art…Student:  My mom will not let me use scissors at home.  Me:  Why?  Student:  Cause the last time I got mad at my shirting I cut hole in her shirt,  when I got mad at my mom I cut holes in her mattress, and when I got mad at my dad I cut a piece of my hair off, gave it to my him, and told him “See what you made me do?”   Me:  Bhahahhahahahahahahaahah…..heheheheheheheheh….ehehhheheheh.   he…he…he…haahhahahahahah…he..he..heeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!